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    All your base are belong to us

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    All your base are belong to us

    Message par Cyann le Lun 21 Mai - 13:56

    In A.D. 2001, Meme was beginning (original)

    In A.D. 2101
    War was beginning.
    Captain: What happen ?
    Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
    Operator: We get signal.
    Captain: What !
    Operator: Main screen turn on.
    Captain: It's You !!
    Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
    Cats: All your base are belong to us.
    Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
    Captain: What you say !!
    Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
    Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
    Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
    Captain: You know what you doing.
    Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
    Captain: For great justice.

    William Shakespeare

    In the year of the Lord 1501, a great war hath begun.
    King: What doth take place?
    Servant: Those fiends hath set up us the gunpowder weapon of destruction.
    Messenger: Sire, a message hath been bestowed upon us.
    King: Darest thou repeat thyself!
    Messenger: In the main hall of our castle great, our enemy hath appeared!
    King: Thou it be, foulest of them all!
    CATS: I bid ye good-den, king and servingmen.
    CATS: All thine kingdom doth now belongest to us.
    CATS: Thou art on the path to the greatest of destructions.
    King: What hast thou spoken now, foe!
    CATS: Thy hast no chance to escape, fool! Have much rejoice for the last moments of thine life.
    CATS: I shake with laughter over thy stupidity, o king!
    Messenger: My king?
    King: Send out every zig rider to the last man!
    King: Thy knowest what done must be.
    King: Zigs, go forth with haste!
    King: For our cause is just, may the lord show us mercy.

    Red Alert 3

    Somehow In A.D. 1955 War was beginning.
    Aircraft Carrier:WHAAAT HAAAPPEN?
    Hydrofoil:Somebody set us up the time bomb, mon!
    Assault Destroyer:We get chronosphere.
    Aircraft Carrier:WHAAAT !
    Assault Destroyer:They make appearance
    Aircraft Carrier:IT'S YOU!!!
    Tsunami Tank:How are you heathens?
    Tsunami Tank:All your seas are belong to The Empire!
    Tsunami Tank:You are on the way to obedience
    Aircraft Carrier:WHAAAT YOU SAAAY !!
    Tsunami Tank:You barbarians have no chance to survive make your time.
    Tsunami Tank:AIYEEEEEE...
    Assault Destroyer:Sir!
    Century Bomber:We move.
    Century Bomber:For cream gravy.

    Red Alert 2

    In unspecified time period, war was beginning(again)
    President Dougan: What happen?
    Carville: Somebody invade us up the butt.
    Carville: We get signal.
    Carville: Main screen turn on.
    Romanoff: How are you president?
    Romanoff: All your America are belong to us.
    Romanoff: You are on the way to Soviet Union.
    President Dougan: What you say!?
    Romanoff: You have no chance to be free make your time.
    Romanoff: Ha ha ha.
    President Dougan: Take off every nuke.
    President Dougan: You know what you doing take off every nuke.
    Jerry: We mov-
    Yuri': For great justice.

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