par Cyann 2012-05-21, 13:56In A.D. 2001, Meme was beginning (original)
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.
William Shakespeare
In the year of the Lord 1501, a great war hath begun.
King: What doth take place?
Servant: Those fiends hath set up us the gunpowder weapon of destruction.
Messenger: Sire, a message hath been bestowed upon us.
King: Darest thou repeat thyself!
Messenger: In the main hall of our castle great, our enemy hath appeared!
King: Thou it be, foulest of them all!
CATS: I bid ye good-den, king and servingmen.
CATS: All thine kingdom doth now belongest to us.
CATS: Thou art on the path to the greatest of destructions.
King: What hast thou spoken now, foe!
CATS: Thy hast no chance to escape, fool! Have much rejoice for the last moments of thine life.
CATS: I shake with laughter over thy stupidity, o king!
Messenger: My king?
King: Send out every zig rider to the last man!
King: Thy knowest what done must be.
King: Zigs, go forth with haste!
King: For our cause is just, may the lord show us mercy.
Red Alert 3
Somehow In A.D. 1955 War was beginning.
Aircraft Carrier:WHAAAT HAAAPPEN?
Hydrofoil:Somebody set us up the time bomb, mon!
Assault Destroyer:We get chronosphere.
Aircraft Carrier:WHAAAT !
Assault Destroyer:They make appearance
Aircraft Carrier:IT'S YOU!!!
Tsunami Tank:How are you heathens?
Tsunami Tank:All your seas are belong to The Empire!
Tsunami Tank:You are on the way to obedience
Aircraft Carrier:WHAAAT YOU SAAAY !!
Tsunami Tank:You barbarians have no chance to survive make your time.
Tsunami Tank:AIYEEEEEE...
Assault Destroyer:Sir!
Aircraft Carrier:TAAAKE OFF EVERY CENTURY BOMBER !!
Aircraft Carrier:YOU BOYS KNOW WHAAAT YOU DOING.
Century Bomber:We move.
Century Bomber:For cream gravy.
Red Alert 2
In unspecified time period, war was beginning(again)
President Dougan: What happen?
Carville: Somebody invade us up the butt.
Carville: We get signal.
Carville: Main screen turn on.
Romanoff: How are you president?
Romanoff: All your America are belong to us.
Romanoff: You are on the way to Soviet Union.
President Dougan: What you say!?
Romanoff: You have no chance to be free make your time.
Romanoff: Ha ha ha.
President Dougan: Take off every nuke.
President Dougan: You know what you doing take off every nuke.
Jerry: We mov-
Yuri': For great justice.
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.
William Shakespeare
In the year of the Lord 1501, a great war hath begun.
King: What doth take place?
Servant: Those fiends hath set up us the gunpowder weapon of destruction.
Messenger: Sire, a message hath been bestowed upon us.
King: Darest thou repeat thyself!
Messenger: In the main hall of our castle great, our enemy hath appeared!
King: Thou it be, foulest of them all!
CATS: I bid ye good-den, king and servingmen.
CATS: All thine kingdom doth now belongest to us.
CATS: Thou art on the path to the greatest of destructions.
King: What hast thou spoken now, foe!
CATS: Thy hast no chance to escape, fool! Have much rejoice for the last moments of thine life.
CATS: I shake with laughter over thy stupidity, o king!
Messenger: My king?
King: Send out every zig rider to the last man!
King: Thy knowest what done must be.
King: Zigs, go forth with haste!
King: For our cause is just, may the lord show us mercy.
Red Alert 3
Somehow In A.D. 1955 War was beginning.
Aircraft Carrier:WHAAAT HAAAPPEN?
Hydrofoil:Somebody set us up the time bomb, mon!
Assault Destroyer:We get chronosphere.
Aircraft Carrier:WHAAAT !
Assault Destroyer:They make appearance
Aircraft Carrier:IT'S YOU!!!
Tsunami Tank:How are you heathens?
Tsunami Tank:All your seas are belong to The Empire!
Tsunami Tank:You are on the way to obedience
Aircraft Carrier:WHAAAT YOU SAAAY !!
Tsunami Tank:You barbarians have no chance to survive make your time.
Tsunami Tank:AIYEEEEEE...
Assault Destroyer:Sir!
Aircraft Carrier:TAAAKE OFF EVERY CENTURY BOMBER !!
Aircraft Carrier:YOU BOYS KNOW WHAAAT YOU DOING.
Century Bomber:We move.
Century Bomber:For cream gravy.
Red Alert 2
In unspecified time period, war was beginning(again)
President Dougan: What happen?
Carville: Somebody invade us up the butt.
Carville: We get signal.
Carville: Main screen turn on.
Romanoff: How are you president?
Romanoff: All your America are belong to us.
Romanoff: You are on the way to Soviet Union.
President Dougan: What you say!?
Romanoff: You have no chance to be free make your time.
Romanoff: Ha ha ha.
President Dougan: Take off every nuke.
President Dougan: You know what you doing take off every nuke.
Jerry: We mov-
Yuri': For great justice.
